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  • A.D.D. Report: Wii sells 7 Million in Japan, 35 Million Worldwide

    A.D.D. Report is the place where people who don't have patience ...blah blah blah.... get your news fast!

    TODAY'S TOPIC: Famitsu.com has said that the Wii has sold 7 million copies in Japan and 35 million worldwide. Two Bit News reports.

    What you need to know before you go back to playing the Wii you undoubtedly have:

    • The Wii sold it's 7 millionth unit in Japan
    • That puts the Wii just over 35 million worldwide since it came out in 2006
    • 7 Million is about 3x the amount that Playstation 3 (2.37 million) has sold.
    • Wii's online fuctionality is still crap, says the internet nerd in all of us.
    • Nintendo has started a trade in program in order to help more people get a system in time for Christmas. Simply turn in your eldest male child and you can purchase one for just $200!
    • Look for Xbox 360 and Playstation 3 to try to bu your love with lower costs or bundle deals in the near future.

    Thats it, now run along and try not to cut yourself on your new black friday toys!

  • A.D.D. Report - US Congress Introduces a Game-Restriction Bill

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    TODAY'S TOPIC: Gamespot.com reports that the US congress is releasing a video game related bill. Two Bit News reports.

    What you need to know before you go fly a kite:

  • A.D.D. Report - Video Game Sales Skyrocket

    A.D.D. Report is the place where people who don't have patience ...blah blah blah.... get your news fast!

    TODAY'S TOPIC: Gamespot.com reports that game sales beat expectations.

    What you need to know before you go ride a bike:

Features

Is World Of Warcraft (MMOs) a good way to meet a spouse?

Dear Mercedes, I've been single for almost 4 years now, and I'm getting really desperate for some companionship. My friend met his current girlfriend by playing World of Warcraft, but that seems a little weird, even for me. Do you think playing online games is a reasonable way to meet women?

Short answer: No.

Is my girlfriend really interested in video games?

Dear Mercedes, My girl says she's interested in video games, but whenever I talk about them for more than 30 minutes, she gets a glazed look and seems annoyed.

How can I pick up more women?

About Mercedes and this column:
So this traipse into column-self-worship/thinly-veiled-right-to-brag
has been a long time coming. I've only been in existence for 25 years
(and sleeping around/making out for about 11 of them) so I am sure many
of you are wondering what makes me so qualified to be giving anyone

Opinion

South Korea Goes Video Game Crazy!

The Korean news site Chosun Ilbo reports that the South Korean government will spend W350,000,000 (thats 350 billion in South Korean tender for the numerically challenged) on video game development by 2012. So I hope you're all ready to play a bunch of games that don't make any freaking sense.

Comic

Great Moments In Gaming - Pong
November, 23, 2008

Reviews

Guitar Hero: World Tour Song By Song Review

Well, the 4th edition of the Guitar Hero series is upon us and it's rife with already done hackneyed game functions stolen from Rockband, but hey, it's got cymbals!
I'm not going to bore you with my opinion of how much the sensitivity levels of the drums suck, or how awesome it is that you can trick your girlfriend into playing a video game with you. You can read that shit on some other website that actually cares if you're informed. Micah and KT are here to enterain and, of course, educate!

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