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A.D.D. Report - Video Game Sales Skyrocket

A.D.D. Report is the place where people who don't have patience ...blah blah blah.... get your news fast!

TODAY'S TOPIC: Gamespot.com reports that game sales beat expectations.

What you need to know before you go ride a bike:

  • Game sales February 2008 = $1.33 billion
  • Your mom still sucks at platformers
  • Call of Duty 4 and Devil May Cry 4 are top games
  • DS and Wii are top systems
  • Nobody cares that you beat American Idol on expert, get a hobby

Thats all you need to know, now go do something else!

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Funny post

May 4, 2008 by Anonymous, 39 weeks 9 hours ago
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This is a pretty funny post, quick info at least.

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