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South Korea Goes Video Game Crazy!

The Korean news site Chosun Ilbo reports that the South Korean government will spend W350,000,000 (thats 350 billion in South Korean tender for the numerically challenged) on video game development by 2012. So I hope you're all ready to play a bunch of games that don't make any freaking sense.

Get ready for 16 types of soccer game, with maybe olympic baseball thrown in for when you've already beaten your brains senseless by heading soccer balls enough. Oh, and of course when you're done with all the zany South Korean online sports games, wathchout, because here come the MMORPGs that have no plot and require you to spend thousands of hours killing the same type of monster over and over! At least World of Warcraft has the decency to pretend to have character development!
And don't even get me started on all the korean kids dieing from their game addictions. Way to go South Korean government! Reward and endorse life threatening habits! Hey, what's next a $500 billion dollar poppy growing fund? LET'S ALL GET HIGH ON HEROIN AND NOT LEAVE OUR COMPUTERS FOR A FEW WEEKS. Good plan. Good plan.

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South Korea Goes Video Game Crazy!

The Korean news site Chosun Ilbo reports that the South Korean government will spend W350,000,000 (thats 350 billion in South Korean tender for the numerically challenged) on video game development by 2012. So I hope you're all ready to play a bunch of games that don't make any freaking sense.

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