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Gibson Denied in Lawsuit Against Activision

March 2, 2009 by Micah Bleich

BAKERSFIELD - The major guitar manufacturer Gibson sued Activision last march claiming that they had a 9 year old patent for "simulating guitar music". Apparently they had never heard of a synthesizer. Luckily, the judge reviewing the case had, and threw this out immediatly. You can see the report at Engadget in PDF form by clicking here.

However, allow us to summarize it for you "LOL, GTFO of my courtroom.". It's weird that a well respected judge would say GTFO, but I guess he's just hip to the lingo of the internets. While not in official proceeding as Gibson representatives exited the courtroom the Judge could be heard to say "Pwned noobsauce", and then load up his GH: World Tour campaign.

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Exit Light, Enter Salesman - Metallica Guitar Hero

June 3, 2008 by Micah Bleich

Hetfield and Co. confirmed for exclusive

Gametrailers.com found that Metallica confirmed an exclusive version of Guitar Hero to be released in fiscal 2009.

All I know is, you better not download it, lest you face the wrath of Lars like the Napster people!

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Guitar Hero 4 Rocks Your Band

Over at the Neogaf.com forums it is being reported that the latest Gameinformer magazine confirms the following shocking items to be included in Guitar Hero 4:


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Top 5 Events You Shouldn't Invite Your WoW Guild To

March 11, 2009 by Micah Bleich

You love your guildmates, well, as much as you can love people you mostly only interact with online anyways, but what if you did see them more off-line? We'd like to help you avoid ruining your life as much as possible, so here is a list of the 5 events you probably shouldn't bring them to.

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Top Ten Things You Can Learn By Watching Red Vs. Blue

February 9, 2009 by SSXallnight

Any gamer worth his snuff is familiar with Red Vs. Blue, but not a lot of people realize the educational value of the Halo-based machinima. If you're one of the unfortunates who isn't cool enough to know about the hilarious internet series; here is a list of things you would know if you didn't spend so much time doing your homework or actually showing up on time to your job.

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5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by Micah Bleich

Pretentious Bunny

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

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