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  • A.D.D. Report: DJ Hero announced by Activision Blizzard

    DJ Hero

    A.D.D. Report is the place where people who don't have patience ...blah blah blah.... get your news fast!

    TODAY'S TOPIC: DJ Hero announced by Activision Blizzard CEO Bobby Kotick

    What you need to know before you go back to hardcore raving:

    • It's being developed by FreeStyleGames
    • Chicks dig DJs, it's fact, but this won't apply to you playing with plastic turntables
    • UNLESS, you find yourself a gamer woman, gamer women really dig fake DJs
    • DJ Hero will drop in 2009
    • May includes a scratch platter, three buttons for sampling, a cross fader, and a sound-effects dial
    • Soon Activision Blizzard with own the world, look for them to soon acquire copyrights on REAL instruments.

    That's it! Now go back to your Super Bowl preparations!

  • A.D.D. Report: Wii sells 7 Million in Japan, 35 Million Worldwide

    A.D.D. Report is the place where people who don't have patience ...blah blah blah.... get your news fast!

    TODAY'S TOPIC: Famitsu.com has said that the Wii has sold 7 million copies in Japan and 35 million worldwide. Two Bit News reports.

    What you need to know before you go back to playing the Wii you undoubtedly have:

    • The Wii sold it's 7 millionth unit in Japan
    • That puts the Wii just over 35 million worldwide since it came out in 2006
    • 7 Million is about 3x the amount that Playstation 3 (2.37 million) has sold.
    • Wii's online fuctionality is still crap, says the internet nerd in all of us.
    • Nintendo has started a trade in program in order to help more people get a system in time for Christmas. Simply turn in your eldest male child and you can purchase one for just $200!
    • Look for Xbox 360 and Playstation 3 to try to bu your love with lower costs or bundle deals in the near future.

    Thats it, now run along and try not to cut yourself on your new black friday toys!

  • A.D.D. Report - US Congress Introduces a Game-Restriction Bill

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    TODAY'S TOPIC: Gamespot.com reports that the US congress is releasing a video game related bill. Two Bit News reports.

    What you need to know before you go fly a kite:

  • A.D.D. Report - Video Game Sales Skyrocket

    A.D.D. Report is the place where people who don't have patience ...blah blah blah.... get your news fast!

    TODAY'S TOPIC: Gamespot.com reports that game sales beat expectations.

    What you need to know before you go ride a bike:


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Horoscopes

Don't Be An Idiot

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January 20-February 18
Recheck your credit card balance -- if you're close to the limit, now is the time to settle up. There are lots of ways to manage debt like shaking trees and selling the apples that fall out. If you didn't understand this piece of advice, it's because you don't play Animal Crossing, and therefore, are not a complete idiot. Congratulations.

Opinion

Tony Hawk video games are the new Madden NFL

January 2, 2009 by myka

This issue has been bothering me for a few months now and I wanted to get it off my chest.

I still remember how amazing it was playing the original Tony Hawk Pro Skater for Dreamcast (yes, Dreamcast, get off my back, it was amazing.) and it absolutely blowing my mind. Finally a game that made you feel like you were in control of a real skater from the get go, but also with the potential for mind blowing stunts not possible in real life.

Features

Top 7 Makeshift Weapons for Fighting the Undead

June 8, 2008 by ZachShephard

Vampires. Mummies. My love life. What do these things have in common? They’re all dead, and the legends of their deeds will be the foundation of nightmares for years to come. We all fear the day when the reanimated corpse of Abraham Lincoln meanders down the street, thirsting for vengeance, brains, and a hat that won’t restrict his ability to enter a parking garage.

10 Minute Recipes for Gamers - Garlic Cheese Pasta

June 3, 2008 by myka

We've all been in that situation we hate. In the 9th hour of a Smash Brothers Brawl, or Halo 3 session when Mr. hunger comes knocking on our stomach lining like an angry husband returning from a deadly salmon run to find you sleeping with his wife.