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  • A.D.D. Report: DJ Hero announced by Activision Blizzard

    DJ Hero

    A.D.D. Report is the place where people who don't have patience ...blah blah blah.... get your news fast!

    TODAY'S TOPIC: DJ Hero announced by Activision Blizzard CEO Bobby Kotick

    What you need to know before you go back to hardcore raving:

    • It's being developed by FreeStyleGames
    • Chicks dig DJs, it's fact, but this won't apply to you playing with plastic turntables
    • UNLESS, you find yourself a gamer woman, gamer women really dig fake DJs
    • DJ Hero will drop in 2009
    • May includes a scratch platter, three buttons for sampling, a cross fader, and a sound-effects dial
    • Soon Activision Blizzard with own the world, look for them to soon acquire copyrights on REAL instruments.

    That's it! Now go back to your Super Bowl preparations!

  • A.D.D. Report: Wii sells 7 Million in Japan, 35 Million Worldwide

    A.D.D. Report is the place where people who don't have patience ...blah blah blah.... get your news fast!

    TODAY'S TOPIC: Famitsu.com has said that the Wii has sold 7 million copies in Japan and 35 million worldwide. Two Bit News reports.

    What you need to know before you go back to playing the Wii you undoubtedly have:

    • The Wii sold it's 7 millionth unit in Japan
    • That puts the Wii just over 35 million worldwide since it came out in 2006
    • 7 Million is about 3x the amount that Playstation 3 (2.37 million) has sold.
    • Wii's online fuctionality is still crap, says the internet nerd in all of us.
    • Nintendo has started a trade in program in order to help more people get a system in time for Christmas. Simply turn in your eldest male child and you can purchase one for just $200!
    • Look for Xbox 360 and Playstation 3 to try to bu your love with lower costs or bundle deals in the near future.

    Thats it, now run along and try not to cut yourself on your new black friday toys!

  • A.D.D. Report - US Congress Introduces a Game-Restriction Bill

    A.D.D. Report is the place where people who don't have patience ...blah blah blah.... get your news fast!

    TODAY'S TOPIC: Gamespot.com reports that the US congress is releasing a video game related bill. Two Bit News reports.

    What you need to know before you go fly a kite:

  • A.D.D. Report - Video Game Sales Skyrocket

    A.D.D. Report is the place where people who don't have patience ...blah blah blah.... get your news fast!

    TODAY'S TOPIC: Gamespot.com reports that game sales beat expectations.

    What you need to know before you go ride a bike:


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Top 5 Events You Shouldn't Invite Your WoW Guild To

March 11, 2009 by Micah Bleich

You love your guildmates, well, as much as you can love people you mostly only interact with online anyways, but what if you did see them more off-line? We'd like to help you avoid ruining your life as much as possible, so here is a list of the 5 events you probably shouldn't bring them to.

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Top Ten Things You Can Learn By Watching Red Vs. Blue

February 9, 2009 by SSXallnight

Any gamer worth his snuff is familiar with Red Vs. Blue, but not a lot of people realize the educational value of the Halo-based machinima. If you're one of the unfortunates who isn't cool enough to know about the hilarious internet series; here is a list of things you would know if you didn't spend so much time doing your homework or actually showing up on time to your job.

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5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by Micah Bleich

Pretentious Bunny

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

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