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How can I pick up more women?

About Mercedes and this column:
So this traipse into column-self-worship/thinly-veiled-right-to-brag
has been a long time coming. I've only been in existence for 25 years
(and sleeping around/making out for about 11 of them) so I am sure many
of you are wondering what makes me so qualified to be giving anyone

Opinion

South Korea Goes Video Game Crazy!

The Korean news site Chosun Ilbo reports that the South Korean government will spend W350,000,000 (thats 350 billion in South Korean tender for the numerically challenged) on video game development by 2012. So I hope you're all ready to play a bunch of games that don't make any freaking sense.

Comic

Great Moments In Gaming - Pong
November, 23, 2008

Reviews

Guitar Hero: World Tour Song By Song Review

Well, the 4th edition of the Guitar Hero series is upon us and it's rife with already done hackneyed game functions stolen from Rockband, but hey, it's got cymbals!
I'm not going to bore you with my opinion of how much the sensitivity levels of the drums suck, or how awesome it is that you can trick your girlfriend into playing a video game with you. You can read that shit on some other website that actually cares if you're informed. Micah and KT are here to enterain and, of course, educate!

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Horoscopes

Hey! Quit it!

Sagittarius
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
The sign of the Archer is traditionally optimistic, freedom-loving, good-humored and honest. So stop being a dick!