Privacy Policy

Privacy Policy StatementThis is the web site of Two Bit News.

Our postal address is
1171 S. Robertson Blvd. 250
Los Angeles, CA, 90035

We can be reached via e-mail at contact@twobitnews.com
or you can reach us by telephone at 800-506-9982

For each visitor to our Web page, our Web server automatically recognizes no information regarding the domain or e-mail address.

We collect the e-mail addresses of those who post messages to our
bulletin board, the e-mail addresses of those who communicate with us
via e-mail, the e-mail addresses of those who make postings to our chat
areas, aggregate information on what pages consumers access or visit,
information volunteered by the consumer, such as survey information
and/or site registrations.

The information we collect is used to improve the content of our Web
page, used to notify consumers about updates to our Web site, ,
disclosed when legally required to do so, at the request of
governmental authorities conducting an investigation, to verify or
enforce compliance with the policies governing our Website and
applicable laws or to protect against misuse or unauthorized use of our
Website, to a successor entity in connection with a corporate merger,
consolidation, sale of assets or other corporate change respecting the
Website.

With respect to cookies: We use cookies to record session information, such as items that consumers add to their shopping cart.

If you do not want to receive e-mail from us in the future, please let us know by sending us e-mail at the above address.

From time to time, we make the e-mail addresses of those who access
our site available to other reputable organizations whose products or
services we think you might find interesting. If you do not want us to
share your e-mail address with other companies or organizations, please
let us know by calling us at the number provided above.

From time to time, we make our customer e-mail list available
to other reputable organizations whose products or services we think
you might find interesting. If you do not want us to share your e-mail
address with other companies or organizations, please let us know by
calling us at the number provided above.

If you supply us with your postal address on-line you will only receive the information for which you provided us your address.

Persons who supply us with their telephone numbers on-line
will only receive telephone contact from us with information regarding
orders they have placed on-line.

Please provide us with your name and phone number. We will be sure your
name is removed from the list we share with other organizations

With
respect to Ad Servers: To try and bring you offers that are of interest
to you, we have relationships with other companies that we allow to
place ads on our Web pages. As a result of your visit to our site, ad
server companies may collect information such as your domain type, your
IP address and clickstream information. For further information,
consult the privacy policies of:
http://www.google.com/privacy_ads.html
http://www.cj.com/privacy.html

From
time to time, we may use customer information for new, unanticipated
uses not previously disclosed in our privacy notice. If our information
practices change at some time in the future we will post the policy
changes to our Web site to notify you of these changes and provide you
with the ability to opt out of these new uses. If you are concerned
about how your information is used, you should check back at our Web
site periodically.

Customers may prevent their information from being used for purposes
other than those for which it was originally collected by e-mailing us
at the above address.

Upon request we provide site visitors with access to communications
that the consumer/visitor has directed to our site (e.g., e-mails,
customer inquiries), contact information (e.g., name, address, phone
number) that we maintain about them , a description of information that
we maintain about them.

Consumers can access this information by e-mail us at the above address.

Upon request we offer visitors the ability to have inaccuracies corrected in contact information.

Consumers can have this information corrected by or loggging in to user account.

With respect to security: We have appropriate security measures in
place in our physical facilities to protect against the loss, misuse or
alteration of information that we have collected from you at our site.

If you feel that this site is not following its stated information
policy, you may contact us at the above addresses or phone number.

Features

5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

Pretentious Bunny

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

Top 7 things to do while waiting for a Playstation 3 game install

Being a Playstation 3 owner you're going to have a little bit of free
time with those mandatory installs for games like Devil May Cry 4 and
Metal Gear Solid 4 and any other games with 4 in it. Here are the top 7
ways for you to kill some time.

Top 7 Makeshift Weapons for Fighting the Undead

Vampires. Mummies. My love life. What do these things have in common? They’re all dead, and the legends of their deeds will be the foundation of nightmares for years to come. We all fear the day when the reanimated corpse of Abraham Lincoln meanders down the street, thirsting for vengeance, brains, and a hat that won’t restrict his ability to enter a parking garage.

Opinion

South Korea Goes Video Game Crazy!

The Korean news site Chosun Ilbo reports that the South Korean government will spend W350,000,000 (thats 350 billion in South Korean tender for the numerically challenged) on video game development by 2012. So I hope you're all ready to play a bunch of games that don't make any freaking sense.

Comic

November, 23, 2008

Reviews

Guitar Hero: World Tour Song By Song Review

Well, the 4th edition of the Guitar Hero series is upon us and it's rife with already done hackneyed game functions stolen from Rockband, but hey, it's got cymbals!
I'm not going to bore you with my opinion of how much the sensitivity levels of the drums suck, or how awesome it is that you can trick your girlfriend into playing a video game with you. You can read that shit on some other website that actually cares if you're informed. Micah and KT are here to enterain and, of course, educate!

Quick Look

Horoscopes

Hey! Quit it!

Sagittarius
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
The sign of the Archer is traditionally optimistic, freedom-loving, good-humored and honest. So stop being a dick!