Kyoto, Japan - This morning following the great success of Wii-fit, Nintendo president and CEO, Satoru Iwata, announced a sequel.

Iwata stated "This game is coming earlier than anticipated, however, we must strike while the iron is hot and the youth is still tubby. Especially in America, they are such fat asses. We've had Dance Dance Revlution for years, then we took off 6 of the buttons, gave it a catchy name [Wii-fit] and the idiots are buying it."

Wise words from a wise business man. This sequel is also sure to pull in lots of dough from an even larger audience than fat people...lazy fat people. See picture of the coming up packaging below.