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Arlington, MN - As you can see in the picture, this awesome dude in Arlington, MN is totally playing a video game. Crowds were stunned by his totally awesome 80s style biker shorts and Michael Jackson quality gloves. What's he playing? LIKE IT EVEN MATTERS. This guy is clearly so cool he'd make even the Power Glove look badass.
I recently had the pleasure to sit down with this Awesome Dude and ask him what it's like to clearly be so awesome and run in place while watching a TV. Here is what he had to say.
Two Bit News (2BN): Good evening, it's a pleasure to finally chat with you.
Awesome Dude (AD): 'Evening.
2BN: Right then, let's get right down to it... how has this recent celebrity from being such an Awesome Dude affected your every day life?
AD: Being an Awesome Dude is a lot of Awesome Reponsibility, but I try not to let it get too Awesome to handle, I just try to be a Dude.
2BN: ...wow...You're such an Awesome Dude.
AD: I know.
2BN: Awesome.
AD: Exactly.
2BN: Can I touch you?
AD: That would not be Awesome.
So there you have it, he's Awesome, we're not, the circle of life continues.