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  • Gaming at work makes you smarter, faster, stronger....well, more efficient anyways.

    The folks over at Trendhunter.com
    picked up on a report from Popcap games that states that taking breaks
    at work actually makes you more efficient. This is no surprise to us at
    Two Bit News, we take several hours a day to break for gaming sessions,
    all in the name of science, right? In fact, we're probably the most
    efficient workers on the planet. Think of it this way, in an average

  • Woman in Iron Lung dies, "experts" blame Grand Theft Auto

    As reported by BBC News (Amazing how a foreign network has the best coverage of American events.) a woman in an Iron Lung died today as the result of a power outage.

    As expected "Experts" on the matter are blaming video games. This time it is once again everyone's favorite whipping boy for social irresponsibilty, Grand Theft Auto 4.

    Excerpt from the story:

  • WiiWare First Look: Lost Winds and TV Show King
    On May 12th, 2008 we here in the U.S. finally got our grubby American Idol loving hands on its first 6 WiiWare titles. WiiWare of course is the Nintendo equivalent of Xbox live arcade, a feature in which you can pay to download more “virtual enhancements” to your real life you couldn't normally buy in stores.
  • Nintendo Channel Wrap-up
    While many of us were at school and/or work this past Wednesday Nintendo was making our wiis glow with the U.S. launch of the Nintendo channel. With this nice little addition wii owners will be able to watch previews, checkout user feedback about game and download demos for their DS all from the comfort of their couch.

  • A.D.D. Report - US Congress Introduces a Game-Restriction Bill

    A.D.D. Report is the place where people who don't have patience ...blah blah blah.... get your news fast!

    TODAY'S TOPIC: Gamespot.com reports that the US congress is releasing a video game related bill. Two Bit News reports.

    What you need to know before you go fly a kite:

  • A.D.D. Report - Video Game Sales Skyrocket

    A.D.D. Report is the place where people who don't have patience ...blah blah blah.... get your news fast!

    TODAY'S TOPIC: Gamespot.com reports that game sales beat expectations.

    What you need to know before you go ride a bike:


Features

Top 5 Events You Shouldn't Invite Your WoW Guild To

March 11, 2009 by Micah Bleich

You love your guildmates, well, as much as you can love people you mostly only interact with online anyways, but what if you did see them more off-line? We'd like to help you avoid ruining your life as much as possible, so here is a list of the 5 events you probably shouldn't bring them to.

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Top Ten Things You Can Learn By Watching Red Vs. Blue

February 9, 2009 by SSXallnight

Any gamer worth his snuff is familiar with Red Vs. Blue, but not a lot of people realize the educational value of the Halo-based machinima. If you're one of the unfortunates who isn't cool enough to know about the hilarious internet series; here is a list of things you would know if you didn't spend so much time doing your homework or actually showing up on time to your job.

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5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by Micah Bleich

Pretentious Bunny

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

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