Sex With Megan Fox/Brad Pitt or Video Games?

April 3, 2009 by Micah Bleich

Sex Vs Video Games: Brad Pitt and Megan Fox

In the newest 2BN feature, we're asking you if you'd rather have a one-night stand with Megan Fox (for the guys, or the ladies that like ladies), Brad Pitt (for the gals, or the men into the rougher sex), OR would you rather get a brand spanking new Wii, with a complete complement of new accessories, and any game of your choice? And it's yours to keep, forever, or until you break it by trying to have sex with it.

One night of lust or a few years of pixels?

Sound off in the comments!

Your rating: None Average: 8.1 (9 votes)
Evan (not verified)
Megan Fox
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Definitely sex with Megan Fox, hands down...but it makes me sad because i know it will never happen *cries*

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Sex with Brad Pitt!

But I think I should be included in this, but I understand you want to make it intresting, if you put me in I'd so win.

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Megan Fox

I'd have to go for Megan Fox, but only if I could prove it to friends! Because everyone can see your new Wii gaming setup, but nobody in hell would believe me about her!

G-Spot (not verified)
Sex w/ Fox or Pitt, or Vid Games
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Ahh, Megan Fox--the poor man's Angelina. I would amputate my genitals for science post-coitus with Megan 'cause there'd be no reason to boof anyone else. I could die a happy lad. The only downside is Brian Austin Green's sloppy seconds. What a lucky no-talent toolbag. Idiot made a rap album that evokes the same feeling as sticking the Q-Tip in too far. Their relationship had to be based on roofies and blindfolds.

Can I opt to shove an entire Wii and all components sans lube up Brad's leather cheerio and post it on FunnyorDie.com?

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Megan

Definitely Megan Fox. XBox360 may be a different story.

Nixie (not verified)
Megan Fox for sure. Unless a
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Megan Fox for sure. Unless a PS3 Slim was up for grabs, then I'd have to drop her like a bad habit.

WoW_lady (not verified)
Definitely the Wii. Brad

Definitely the Wii. Brad Pitt's not my type... I could use the Wii to attract the pale skinny geek dudes I AM into! :)

Anonymous (not verified)
megen fox is sexy times 20 i
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megen fox is sexy times 20 i would rather have her for one night than a xbox 360

EchoNova (not verified)
Megan Fox!
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Well since I already have a Wii, I'd definitely take sex with Megan Fox

Darn't 2bit, you're making me sad that this is a poll and not a request. Or is it?

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Great post, I look forward to

Great post, I look forward to reading more.
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