Category: Megan Fox

Sex With Megan Fox/Brad Pitt or Video Games?

April 3, 2009 by Micah Bleich

Sex Vs Video Games: Brad Pitt and Megan Fox

In the newest 2BN feature, we're asking you if you'd rather have a one-night stand with Megan Fox (for the guys, or the ladies that like ladies), Brad Pitt (for the gals, or the men into the rougher sex), OR would you rather get a brand spanking new Wii, with a complete complement of new accessories, and any game of your choice? And it's yours to keep, forever, or until you break it by trying to have sex with it.

One night of lust or a few years of pixels?

Sound off in the comments!

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Video Game Hottie Hall of Fame - Megan Fox

February 12, 2009 by Mercedes Moore

Dear readers, we here at 2BN have let you down. You see, there really is no justification for why Megan Fox was not the first (if not the only) POA to grace our list of ultimate POAs. She is the definition of "hottie"; she takes the hottie cake, scarfs it down, and vomits it back up. What can we say? We're idiots. But, for your viewing pleasure, we are now making amends.

Megan, you put in a fine, fine performance in Transformers and whatever other movies you were in last year. We appreciate your contribution to the craft. But, my god, you could just throw that all away and just lay about getting your photo taken and I'm pretty sure you could get a BAFTA for that alone. We love you. That's right, we said the "L" word and not even in the just-to-get-you-in-bed kind of way. We sincerely mean it. What's that? Oh baby, shhh... don't say anything. We just want to watch you breath. (More pictures after the jump)

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Games Gone Wrong

September, 18, 2009

Comic

Horoscopes

AQUARIUS
January 20-February 18
Recheck your credit card balance -- if you're close to the limit, now is the time to settle up. There are lots of ways to manage debt like shaking trees and selling the apples that fall out. If you didn't understand this piece of advice, it's because you don't play Animal Crossing, and therefore, are not a complete idiot. Congratulations.

Features

Top 5 Events You Shouldn't Invite Your WoW Guild To

March 11, 2009 by Micah Bleich

You love your guildmates, well, as much as you can love people you mostly only interact with online anyways, but what if you did see them more off-line? We'd like to help you avoid ruining your life as much as possible, so here is a list of the 5 events you probably shouldn't bring them to.

Image of Dancing Dwarf from WoWguru.com

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Top Ten Things You Can Learn By Watching Red Vs. Blue

February 9, 2009 by SSXallnight

Any gamer worth his snuff is familiar with Red Vs. Blue, but not a lot of people realize the educational value of the Halo-based machinima. If you're one of the unfortunates who isn't cool enough to know about the hilarious internet series; here is a list of things you would know if you didn't spend so much time doing your homework or actually showing up on time to your job.

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5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by Micah Bleich

Pretentious Bunny

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

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