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Konami Has Plans to Torture You.

February 7, 2009 by Jack Belmont

Konami has announced it will pick up movie turned game Saw. It will be created by Zombie Studios, a company that I've found to be run by actual zombies. Like with all half done licensed games with no information on them, this had hit game written all over it and Konami was wise to notice.

The game was previously in the hands of Brash, but they reportedly lost the 400 million they made after releasing such memorable titles as Alvin and the Chimpmunks, Jumper: Griffin's Story and who can forget the fun packed Six Flags Fun Park, unfortunatly the company went under before they could release flagship title Prison Break. Saw will be released on PC, Xbox 360 and Playstation 3. I happily await this Resident Evil killer.

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