Wii Punch-Out and the Wii Wish List: Duck Hunt, Contra, among others.

Nintendo announced today that Punch-Out will be coming to the Wii early this year.

This begs the question, what other super obvious ports is Nintendo finally gonna get off their ass and give us?

WAKEUP NINTENDO, YOU'VE GOT MOTION SENSITIVE EQUIPMENT AND A SUPER ACCURATE LIGHT GUN TECHNOLOGY. USE THEM.

Enough with Animal Crossing and crappy platformers. Let's see some lightsabers and classics brought back to life!

Which games would you like to see updated on the Wii? Here is our list (after the jump!):

5.Smash TV - You played it with 2 controllers back in the day anyways for crying out loud. Use the Wii controller and turn a classic with a cult following into a huge smash hit.

4. Castlevania - One that isn't a fighting game. We want to control the whip please.

3. Contra - Just cuz I want a new one really, but think about how amazing that multiplayer 360 degree shooing action would be with the Wii-mote and nunchuck flexibility.

2. Duck Hunt - With the Wii controller accuracy you'd no longer have to stand directly in front of the TV to hit those clay pigeons!

1. Lightsaber/Swordplay game - No More Heroes and Star Wars games were nice, but I want a game where you can fluidly control a lightsaber or sword. It could really be anything like that, but for the sake of this article, let's say Shinobi.

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Recheck your credit card balance -- if you're close to the limit, now is the time to settle up. There are lots of ways to manage debt like shaking trees and selling the apples that fall out. If you didn't understand this piece of advice, it's because you don't play Animal Crossing, and therefore, are not a complete idiot. Congratulations.

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Tony Hawk video games are the new Madden NFL

This issue has been bothering me for a few months now and I wanted to get it off my chest.

I still remember how amazing it was playing the original Tony Hawk Pro Skater for Dreamcast (yes, Dreamcast, get off my back, it was amazing.) and it absolutely blowing my mind. Finally a game that made you feel like you were in control of a real skater from the get go, but also with the potential for mind blowing stunts not possible in real life.

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Well, the 4th edition of the Guitar Hero series is upon us and it's rife with already done hackneyed game functions stolen from Rockband, but hey, it's got cymbals!
I'm not going to bore you with my opinion of how much the sensitivity levels of the drums suck, or how awesome it is that you can trick your girlfriend into playing a video game with you. You can read that shit on some other website that actually cares if you're informed. Micah and KT are here to enterain and, of course, educate!

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