Category: Wii
MY BASEMENT - It was reported today by Gamespot.com that Mario Kart Wii sold 8.94 Mllion copies in 2008. While a great debate could be waged over the success being a result of a finely crafted family game or if people just like to spin cheap pieces of plastic around like idiots, thats neither here nor there at the moment. The one thing for certain that everyone thinks about when they think "Mario Kart" is heated and bitter legal battles! More details after the jump.
Nintendo announced today that Punch-Out will be coming to the Wii early this year.
This begs the question, what other super obvious ports is Nintendo finally gonna get off their ass and give us?
WAKEUP NINTENDO, YOU'VE GOT MOTION SENSITIVE EQUIPMENT AND A SUPER ACCURATE LIGHT GUN TECHNOLOGY. USE THEM.
Enough with Animal Crossing and crappy platformers. Let's see some lightsabers and classics brought back to life!
Which games would you like to see updated on the Wii? Here is our list (after the jump!):
There are two things Playboy always gets right (which really isn't that difficult of a feat considering that they come in pairs) and Jo Garcia has got plenty to share. Playboy's 2008 Cyber Girl of the Year, Jo has made a name for herself fulfilling the fantasies of every Wii-Fit nerd at home and abroad. Who wouldn't want to watch a slim curvy girl fake-hula hoop her days away in undies and little else? That was the question Playboy asked and the answer was "No one." I don't know if she speaks or eats, but I can say we are all forever indebted to her for bring sexy back to gaming.
Demographics of Wii players:
- 6-12 Years Old - 55%
- 16-22 Years Old - 35%
- Pedophiles - 5%
- The Jonas Brothers - 4%
- My bitch of an ex-girlfriend - 1%
A.D.D. Report is the place where people who don't have patience ...blah blah blah.... get your news fast!
TODAY'S TOPIC: Famitsu.com has said that the Wii has sold 7 million copies in Japan and 35 million worldwide. Two Bit News reports.
What you need to know before you go back to playing the Wii you undoubtedly have:
- The Wii sold it's 7 millionth unit in Japan
- That puts the Wii just over 35 million worldwide since it came out in 2006
- 7 Million is about 3x the amount that Playstation 3 (2.37 million) has sold.
- Wii's online fuctionality is still crap, says the internet nerd in all of us.
- Nintendo has started a trade in program in order to help more people get a system in time for Christmas. Simply turn in your eldest male child and you can purchase one for just $200!
- Look for Xbox 360 and Playstation 3 to try to bu your love with lower costs or bundle deals in the near future.
Thats it, now run along and try not to cut yourself on your new black friday toys!
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