Everyone’s been there before. To your left, a group of brain-hungry zombies, ready to crack open that think-box of yours and make a meal of your favorite non-penis organ. To your right, a squadron of vengeance-thirsty terrorists, complete with guns, grenades, and surprisingly good manners (who knew?).

In this feature we will be bringing to you horror stories that people have expreciened dealing with idiots when buying online. This story comes from attempting to buy a Wii on Ebay, which when it got to me, was in nowhere near the condition as promised. I'm sure this has happened to us all, but this time I was so frustrated I couldn't just let the moment pass. What follows is his explanation to me and my response. I hope it inspires some of you.

This is his email to me:

What follows is a chronicle of my attempts to buy a Wii, this is a story matched only in epic value by Lord Of The Rings or the soon to be made Hannah Montana feature length film. OK, maybe not THAT epic, but easily as epic as the Dead Or Alive movie.