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Gibson Denied in Lawsuit Against Activision

March 2, 2009 by myka

BAKERSFIELD - The major guitar manufacturer Gibson sued Activision last march claiming that they had a 9 year old patent for "simulating guitar music". Apparently they had never heard of a synthesizer. Luckily, the judge reviewing the case had, and threw this out immediatly. You can see the report at Engadget in PDF form by clicking here.

However, allow us to summarize it for you "LOL, GTFO of my courtroom.". It's weird that a well respected judge would say GTFO, but I guess he's just hip to the lingo of the internets. While not in official proceeding as Gibson representatives exited the courtroom the Judge could be heard to say "Pwned noobsauce", and then load up his GH: World Tour campaign.

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