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Funny Things on Craigslist #1.

February 8, 2009 by Jack Belmont

Internationally published commercial fashion photographer seeks new models / actresses / creative girls who could be models.... for new projects.
I am a Brooks Grad. I do use real equipment. Im not a "dirty craigslister"

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In strange turn of events, sandwich eats man.

February 6, 2009 by Jack Belmont

WISCONSIN - Rich Hamil came home after a long day, kissed his dog rubbed his wife’s ears and sat down to watch some TV. His wife Ella, was reportedly going out to visit family. She then told her husband to make himself a sandwich if he was ever hungry, but when she came home, he was gone.

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Noob poster creates epic fail.

February 6, 2009 by Jack Belmont

In an epic failure Twobitnews.com reporter Jack Belmont has posted a news article in his blog. Belmont refuses to respond to our calls, eye witnesses say he cannot figure out how to work his phone.

More on this story as it unfolds

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Games Gone Wrong

Games Gone Wrong: Marvel Ultimate Appliance
February, 12, 2009
Games Gone Wrong: Killzone 2: Layoffs
January, 29, 2009

Comic

Great Moments In Gaming - ESRB
February, 8, 2009

Horoscopes

Don't Be An Idiot

AQUARIUS
January 20-February 18
Recheck your credit card balance -- if you're close to the limit, now is the time to settle up. There are lots of ways to manage debt like shaking trees and selling the apples that fall out. If you didn't understand this piece of advice, it's because you don't play Animal Crossing, and therefore, are not a complete idiot. Congratulations.

Features

How can I pick up more women?

February 10, 2008 by myka

About Mercedes and this column:
So this traipse into column-self-worship/thinly-veiled-right-to-brag
has been a long time coming. I've only been in existence for 25 years
(and sleeping around/making out for about 11 of them) so I am sure many
of you are wondering what makes me so qualified to be giving anyone

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