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Wii Demographics

December 24, 2008 by myka

Demographics of Wii players:

  • 6-12 Years Old - 55%
  • 16-22 Years Old - 35%
  • Pedophiles - 5%
  • The Jonas Brothers - 4%
  • My bitch of an ex-girlfriend - 1%
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Why does my girlfriend complain so much about my gaming?

May 15, 2008 by MindBody

Dear Mercedes, How much time can I buy myself while playing video games before going to bed without pissing my girlfriend off? -GTAguy

Is World Of Warcraft (MMOs) a good way to meet a spouse?

May 6, 2008 by myka

Dear Mercedes, I've been single for almost 4 years now, and I'm getting really desperate for some companionship. My friend met his current girlfriend by playing World of Warcraft, but that seems a little weird, even for me. Do you think playing online games is a reasonable way to meet women?

Short answer: No.

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February 21, 2008 by myka

Dear Mercedes, My girl says she's interested in video games, but whenever I talk about them for more than 30 minutes, she gets a glazed look and seems annoyed.