First Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Smash-Up Trailer

February 5, 2009 by milktoast

http://kotaku.com/5147606/first-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-smash+up-tr...

Ubisoft's upcoming Wii fighter Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Smash-Up may be trying a little too hard to capitalize on its Game Arts pedigree in this new trailer. But, hey, this is Ubisoft.

This teaser for the four-player waggle-filled brawler, just recently officially announced, is heavy on "Brawl" mentions, but light on details. We only see three playable characters, Leonardo, Donatello and Splinter. That may be enough to lure in lapsed turtle fans and anyone looking for a fighter that's actually playable online.

We'll find out this Fall, I suppose when TMNT: Smash-Up is "coming out of its shell."

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