A.D.D. Report: Wii sells 7 Million in Japan, 35 Million Worldwide

November 30, 2008 by myka

A.D.D. Report is the place where people who don't have patience ...blah blah blah.... get your news fast!

TODAY'S TOPIC: Famitsu.com has said that the Wii has sold 7 million copies in Japan and 35 million worldwide. Two Bit News reports.

What you need to know before you go back to playing the Wii you undoubtedly have:

  • The Wii sold it's 7 millionth unit in Japan
  • That puts the Wii just over 35 million worldwide since it came out in 2006
  • 7 Million is about 3x the amount that Playstation 3 (2.37 million) has sold.
  • Wii's online fuctionality is still crap, says the internet nerd in all of us.
  • Nintendo has started a trade in program in order to help more people get a system in time for Christmas. Simply turn in your eldest male child and you can purchase one for just $200!
  • Look for Xbox 360 and Playstation 3 to try to bu your love with lower costs or bundle deals in the near future.

Thats it, now run along and try not to cut yourself on your new black friday toys!


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