Video Game Hottie Hall of Fame - Megan Fox

February 12, 2009 by Mercedes Moore

Dear readers, we here at 2BN have let you down. You see, there really is no justification for why Megan Fox was not the first (if not the only) POA to grace our list of ultimate POAs. She is the definition of "hottie"; she takes the hottie cake, scarfs it down, and vomits it back up. What can we say? We're idiots. But, for your viewing pleasure, we are now making amends.

Megan, you put in a fine, fine performance in Transformers and whatever other movies you were in last year. We appreciate your contribution to the craft. But, my god, you could just throw that all away and just lay about getting your photo taken and I'm pretty sure you could get a BAFTA for that alone. We love you. That's right, we said the "L" word and not even in the just-to-get-you-in-bed kind of way. We sincerely mean it. What's that? Oh baby, shhh... don't say anything. We just want to watch you breath. (More pictures after the jump)

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Ooh la la!

February 13, 2009 by Nixie Pixel (not verified), 1 week 1 day ago
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She really is a young Angelina Jolie, I think. =^.^=


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Why does my girlfriend complain so much about my gaming?

May 15, 2008 by Mercedes Moore

Dear Mercedes, How much time can I buy myself while playing video games before going to bed without pissing my girlfriend off? -GTAguy

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Is World Of Warcraft (MMOs) a good way to meet a spouse?

May 6, 2008 by myka

Dear Mercedes, I've been single for almost 4 years now, and I'm getting really desperate for some companionship. My friend met his current girlfriend by playing World of Warcraft, but that seems a little weird, even for me. Do you think playing online games is a reasonable way to meet women?

Short answer: No.

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