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Today's One-Liner Headliner: Sports Authority To Carry Wii Fitness Games

November 18, 2009 by Micah Bleich

Kotaku reports that Sports Authority will now be carrying Wii and fitness related games...
[Today's one-liners after the jump]

3. This would mark the first time a rechargeable battery pack could be considered a performance enhancing drug.
2. Overly self-centered workout freaks will now ask "how much do you Wii?" instead of "How much do you bench press?"
1. This idea will fail, in order to want this product you need to be a gamer, in order to go into a sports authority you need to leave your couch, something us gamers would never be caught doing.

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What diet should I take to help the body shappening and body weight loss process?

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