Sony announces Home Revamp; Consumers Announce Disinterest.

February 9, 2009 by Jack Belmont

SAN DIEGO - Today Junji Shoda, Sony's head of international bussiness relations for Home, announced that twenty four companies will be making exclusive content for Playstation Home. Upon the announcement the virtually empty room sighed and checked their watches.

“Does this work with the 360?” One fan asked. Unphased, the question was expertly ignored, and Mr. Shoda quickly moved onto the announcement that Resident Evil 5 would be the first to use this new system.

Mr. Shoda then went on to say “This will damper Microsoft’s day”, just then a reporter stood up and said “Who cares? We all have Wiis”.

Junji Shoda then opened the floor to further questions at which point one last reporter stood and asked “Are we supposed to care?”

The room then dispersed to play Devil May Cry 4, Grand Theft Auto 4, Street Fighter 4 and the Resident Evil 5 demo on the Xbox 360.

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Myka makes me look better....

February 9, 2009 by Jack Belmont, 4 days 13 hours ago
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Thank you and may you marry a woman who gives birth to eight babies and two transformers. If only you lived closer, you could sing me to sleep.

lol, you're so crazy (in a

February 9, 2009 by myka, 4 days 12 hours ago
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lol, you're so crazy (in a good way), Jack.


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