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Left 4 Dead Box Censored in Japan With More Offensive Image; Germany Jealous

December 24, 2008 by myka

TOKYO - Just as Germany did last week, this week Japan recieved two new covers to censor the missing finger on the hand of the Left 4 Dead cover art.

Ironically, over twice as many people were repulsed by the new art of David Hasselhoff wearing nothing but puppies. Meanwhile, consumers in Germany are angered that they did not recieve the Hasslehoff cover. A local in Germany had this to say "It's not fair! He is so the dreamy one. I'd gobble his schnitzel on any system.".

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