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Just Get Drunk

December 24, 2008 by myka

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December 22nd - January 20th
Thanks to a couple of minor aspects you could find that you’re having some last minute qualms about your Holiday season gaming choices. Cast off the burden of choice and just get drunk and play whatever's on sale.
That Tamagotchi gaming party sounds a lot sweeter after a fifth of Jack Daniels.

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