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Michael Vick's Nintendogs

September 17, 2009 by Micah Bleich

Michael Vick's Nintendogs for Nintendo DS

Hot off his new signing to the Philadelphia Eagles, Mike Vick intends to complete his triumphant comeback with a hot new video game. Perhaps he chose the wrong franchise though?

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Wal-mart and Nintendo Team Up for New Handheld: The Rock

April 28, 2009 by Micah Bleich

Wal-mart Nintendo rocks

SAN DIEGO - With the swirling populary of the story about Wal-mart selling a woman a bunch of rocks when she thought she was buying a $138 Nintendo DS for her son (No bullshit, read about it here.) Nintendo and Wal-Mart have decided to capitilize with a new handheld system...THE ROCK.

Association with pro-wrestler Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is still being investigated.

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Puzzle Quest Galactrix Review

March 4, 2009 by CJ

Puzzle Quest Galactrix

[Overall Score: 8.0 - Better than bubblegum, not as good as sex.]

CJ reviews the latest installment of the Puzzle Quest series.

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Get Ready To Play With Your Wii

February 26, 2009 by CJ

Original trashcan image from filthymess.com

If you're anything like me then your Wii probably collects dust when it’s not running Smash Bros. Brawl or random games of Mario kart. For a while now third party developers have been spending minimal effort and getting pretty big returns with shovel ware Wii games catering to the casual market. This year seems to be different so far. If you’re a hardcore gamer or a causal gamer looking for more than mini game collections there will be something for you. After the jump you'll find the full "serious business" gaming report.

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EA: A True American Zero

February 12, 2009 by Jack Belmont

COBRA ISLAND - Today beloved company Electronic Arts surprised nobody and announced that they would release G.I Joe for Wii, Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, PlayStation 2, PSP, DS and various mobile devices. With this game being released on so many formats how can it possibly be great? I had a chance to sit down with he head of EA's global marketing division and find out. (Read about it after the jump)

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Top 7 Iron Mans

May 27, 2008 by Micah Bleich

No, we didn’t make a mistake. The title is, in fact, “Top 7 Iron Mans,” not “Iron Men.” We’re counting down the 7 people that have best honored the iron name with great accomplishments and general bad-assery. Some of these may shock you, but rest assured, they are rated by the highest authorities on the subject matter (or any subject matter, as far as we’re concerned): hardcore gamers.
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Why does my girlfriend complain so much about my gaming?

May 15, 2008 by Mercedes Moore

Dear Mercedes, How much time can I buy myself while playing video games before going to bed without pissing my girlfriend off? -GTAguy

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Is World Of Warcraft (MMOs) a good way to meet a spouse?

May 6, 2008 by Micah Bleich

Dear Mercedes, I've been single for almost 4 years now, and I'm getting really desperate for some companionship. My friend met his current girlfriend by playing World of Warcraft, but that seems a little weird, even for me. Do you think playing online games is a reasonable way to meet women?

Short answer: No.

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