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Top Ten Things You Can Learn By Watching Red Vs. Blue

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February 9, 2009 by SSXallnight

Any gamer worth his snuff is familiar with Red Vs. Blue, but not a lot of people realize the educational value of the Halo-based machinima. If you're one of the unfortunates who isn't cool enough to know about the hilarious internet series; here is a list of things you would know if you didn't spend so much time doing your homework or actually showing up on time to your job.

11. THERE IS NO ELEVEN YOU FUCKING WHORE!

10. A man can give birth to a gross alien baby.

9. The International Dibs Protocol would be more aptly named the Intergalactic Dibs Protocol as the rules apply no matter what planet you are on.

8. Never trust a bomb that speaks.

7. The physiological differences between a warthog and a puma.

6. It is polite to wash your hands before you destroy an abomination to nature.

5. Sidewinder is really. Fuckin'. Cold.

4. Time is made of circles because clocks are round.

3. How to not say "son of a bitch" in Spanish.

2. No matter how bad things might seem... they can't be any better and they can't be any worse because that's the way things fuckin' are and you better get used to it, nancy.

And the number one things you can learn by watching Red Vs. Blue...

1. The spirit world feels all loosey-goosey.

Knowledge is power, private! Read more 2 Bit Top Lists to further educate yourself so you don't look like a douchebag at parties.

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