Sony to ready new thing!

February 21, 2009 by Jack Belmont

Sony Logo Dollar Sign

LA JOLLA - Today sony has begun it's search for people to evaluate an addition of the sony family. What could it be you ask? Perhaps a new version of the PSP, one with even more battery life, up to five minutes. Maybe a slim Playstation 3, one with backwards compatibility and all the other stuff they took out after bragging about it for so long.

Maybe it’s a PSP 2, one with a full hub and a big hard drive, and a good camera, better battery life, a great 3G network, hey maybe they even have a few original titles lined up at launch, maybe even some great RPGs like the original playstation had and Sony can dominate again..... Nah.

I spoke to a rep at Sony who told me “ Whatever it is, we’ll over charge for it and make it obsolete the minute it is released.”

Sony will most likley launch a slim PS3, it’s getting around that time. As Christian Bale would say “OOOOH GOOD!”

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