Mario and Sonic merge once again; Result of Gay Marriage being legal?

July 18, 2008 by Micah Bleich

It was recently discovered by the folks at Kotaku.com that a Mario and Sonic collaboration game is in the works. So it begs the questions... what will they do? We've already seen the, easy way out, minigames compilation, which was hardly satisfying. Heres a look inside my mind and what I came up with.
Have some ideas of your own? Hit the comments!
  • Mario and Sonic: Gay Marriage Simulation - This is a hot topic in current events with California allowing gay marriage. Would the two icons look to cash in on the hype that Adam Sandler and Kevin James botched an attempt at? Please no jokes about Sonic's quills poking Mario, I just ate.
  • Robotnik Vs. Mario: Moustache Grow-a-thon: You gotta admit, their facial hair is quite impressive! But who's is the baddest around? The two razor impared heavyweights go head to head in a knockdown drag-out grow-off!
  • Eco-friendly Kart Game: With concern for global warming and the heightened cost of gas, the usually-running anyways pair decided to ditch the gas powered carts and simply walk where they want to go. Ok, so perhaps this isn't such a fair matchup, and we all remember how bad Sonic-R was, so nevermind.
  • Sonic and Mario's Microsoft Sell-Out Race: Let's see who can be the first to sell out to Microsoft (a la Square Enix) for loads of cash money! (Hint: Sonic).
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Games Gone Wrong

September, 18, 2009

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Recheck your credit card balance -- if you're close to the limit, now is the time to settle up. There are lots of ways to manage debt like shaking trees and selling the apples that fall out. If you didn't understand this piece of advice, it's because you don't play Animal Crossing, and therefore, are not a complete idiot. Congratulations.

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Top 7 Iron Mans

May 27, 2008 by Micah Bleich

No, we didn’t make a mistake. The title is, in fact, “Top 7 Iron Mans,” not “Iron Men.” We’re counting down the 7 people that have best honored the iron name with great accomplishments and general bad-assery. Some of these may shock you, but rest assured, they are rated by the highest authorities on the subject matter (or any subject matter, as far as we’re concerned): hardcore gamers.
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Why does my girlfriend complain so much about my gaming?

May 15, 2008 by Mercedes Moore

Dear Mercedes, How much time can I buy myself while playing video games before going to bed without pissing my girlfriend off? -GTAguy

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Is World Of Warcraft (MMOs) a good way to meet a spouse?

May 6, 2008 by Micah Bleich

Dear Mercedes, I've been single for almost 4 years now, and I'm getting really desperate for some companionship. My friend met his current girlfriend by playing World of Warcraft, but that seems a little weird, even for me. Do you think playing online games is a reasonable way to meet women?

Short answer: No.

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