Jack Thompson Dartboard - Free Download

February 11, 2009 by myka

Enjoy this free Jack Thompson dartboard. Simply download the attachment below (or click here to find it) and print it in your color printer. Hang it on your wall and have fun with it!

For those of you that somehow don't know who Jack Thompson is, here is a quick update from Wikipedia.org:

"More recently, Thompson has heavily criticized a number of video games and campaigned against their producers and distributors. His basic argument is that violent video games have repeatedly been used by teenagers as "murder simulators" to rehearse violent plans."

In other words, he hates fun and doesn't want you to have any.

While he was disbarred in 2008, many others out there lurking, just waiting to take away our gaming freedoms.

So don't view this as anger or hatred. Just use this as a reminder to stay strong and to not allow video games to be scapegoated. VIVA LA CONSOLES! (or something else patriotic in the country of your choice)

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