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5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by myka

Pretentious Bunny

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

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Mistubishi Creates World's Largest Blueray; Unable To Play It

November 19, 2008 by myka

NEW YORK - Mitsubishi has created a gigantic 50 foot tall Blue Ray disc and placed it in the center of Times Square in New York City. The company had hoped it would be a good publicity stunt to promote their line of custom writeable Blue Ray Discs.

Unfortunately for the mega-corporation they forgot the fact that nobody would be able to play it. Contrary to common belief, the inability to view the disc did not stem from it's enormous size, but rather the fact that nobody was able to locate a Blue Ray player.

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Mario and Sonic merge once again; Result of Gay Marriage being legal?

July 18, 2008 by myka

It was recently discovered by the folks at Kotaku.com that a Mario and Sonic collaboration game is in the works. So it begs the questions... what will they do? We've already seen the, easy way out, minigames compilation, which was hardly satisfying. Heres a look inside my mind and what I came up with.
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Final Fantasy XIII announced for Xbox 360; Saves consumers $400

July 14, 2008 by myka

During Microsoft's E3 Conference today, it was announced that the long thought to be PS3 exclusive, Final Fantasy XIII, would be released for Xbox 360 as well.

2BN's thoughts on the matter?

THANK YOU FOR SAVING US $400! Other than MGS4, Playstation 3 really doesn't seem to have anything to offer enough to make you buy the system if you already have an Xbox 360, and for one console homes (aka, losers), it's almost a no brainer to go with the Xbox 360 at this point, because even the multi-platform games have exclusive features on the MS system.

So, unless Sony pulls a rabit out of it's hat at their conference, no scratch that an army of rabits, wielding Wii-motes, this may be the death knell for the once dominant division of the multi-billion dollar company.

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Microsoft copies Wii-Mote; Innovation is for suckers

July 9, 2008 by myka

Xbox 360's answer to the Wii-mote by MotusNo, it's not an optical illusion.


Microsoft is really just that creative.

What you're looking at is the Xbox 360's answer to the Wii-mote developed by Motus Games [See more here]

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Games Gone Wrong

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February, 8, 2009

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AQUARIUS
January 20-February 18
Recheck your credit card balance -- if you're close to the limit, now is the time to settle up. There are lots of ways to manage debt like shaking trees and selling the apples that fall out. If you didn't understand this piece of advice, it's because you don't play Animal Crossing, and therefore, are not a complete idiot. Congratulations.

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Top Ten Things You Can Learn By Watching Red Vs. Blue

February 9, 2009 by SSXallnight

Any gamer worth his snuff is familiar with Red Vs. Blue, but not a lot of people realize the educational value of the Halo-based machinima. If you're one of the unfortunates who isn't cool enough to know about the hilarious internet series; here is a list of things you would know if you didn't spend so much time doing your homework or actually showing up on time to your job.

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5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by myka

Pretentious Bunny

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

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Top 7 things to do while waiting for a Playstation 3 game install

June 19, 2008 by myka

Snake is bored waiting for MGS4 install

Being a Playstation 3 owner you're going to have a little bit of free time with those mandatory installs for games like Devil May Cry 4 and Metal Gear Solid 4 and any other games with 4 in it. Here are the top 7 ways for you to kill some time.

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