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Games Gone Wrong
While most game series wait a year or more to release a sequel, Rockband released one almost instantly in order to interrupt The Beatles at the height of their excitement. Much as Kanye West did to poor Taylor Swift at this year's VMAs. This game is sure to be a hit... or at least Kanye thinks it will, since he's in it, and he loves himself.
Rockband: Kanye West, in stores instantly, find it in the feminine care aisle, with all the other douches.
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Hot off his new signing to the Philadelphia Eagles, Mike Vick intends to complete his triumphant comeback with a hot new video game. Perhaps he chose the wrong franchise though?
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It was announced that in addition to Punchout being released for Wii there would also be an expansion pack starring Chris Brown, most recently known for his domestic violence case with pop-star girlfriend Rihanna. We personally think it's in bad taste, but money talks!
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Sometimes game producers don't make the smartest marketing choices. Animal Cussing for Nintendo Wii proves this emphatically.
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You've seen Marvel Ultimate Alliance, well now check out this even more hardcore spin-off game, Marvel Ultimate Appliance.
The forces of evil stand no match against Blender-Man, and Toasterine! *groan*
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In a world where war runs rampant on foreign shores there is more to fear in your hometown than meets the eye......
BEWARE THE ECONOMY.
New from Sony, is the sequel to Killzone. Killzone 2: Layoffs.
Players must survive harsh economic times and scrape together every penny in order to afford a second controller so you can play with a friend.
Tackel the gut busting diet of nothing but $1 hamburgers and 2 for a buck Tacos from Jack In the Box. If you survive the night on the toilet, you'll find even more danger lurking around ever corner as you dodge former executives that are now homeless and after your spare change!
Killzone: when the economy gets tough, the tough shop at 99 cent stores.
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CARLSBAD - Rockstar announced today the first spinoff game from it's mega-hit series Grand Theft Auto. The game is called Granny Theft Auto, and will take place is Boca Raton, Florida. The main character will be Sophia from the most amazing TV series ever made, Golden Girls.
Rather than running around town and stealing cars, the game's protagonist will sit on the couch and steal the remote from you, hijacking the cable box all day with Matlock marathons. The game is expected to recieve massive amounts of protest from pretty much anyone born after 1965.
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Sometimes game developers don't exactly know what's best for your kids!
Yet another game gone tragically wrong.
