READ THESE NEXT OR YOUR FAMILY WON'T LOVE YOU:
December, 21, 2011
December, 11, 2011
November, 20, 2011
April, 20, 2010
- 1 of 25
The Wii-Fit underwear girl [Watch here on Youtube] has made it to the teeny bopper big time! You can see her on TRL in this post.
Everyone seems to be heralding this as some kind of genius (yet we're still supposed to believe accidental) viral marketing.
IT'S JUST SOFTCORE PORN.
Why is everyone flocking to watch this
somewhat attractive woman in her underwear move her but around in a semi-circle when you can see the same thing on any given episode of Sex and the City? (protest all you want, I still watch it on mute) And lets not forget pretty much every show on G4TV or Spike finds a way to sexually exploit some woman in a bathing suit, or have we already forgotten the hotdog swallowing contest on Attack of the Show?
I know what you're going to say "But it's funny too!", bullshit, it's mildly amusing at best, and thats not why you watched it.
When I got the IM to check it out my friend didn't say "HEY, checkout this really funny woman." it was more in line with "checkout this hot ass girl.",
and while her playing Wii happens to be a nice little gimmick to justify watching the video with your girlfriend while you mentally super impose her face on the wiggling butt, it hardly qualifies it as a work of fine film craft.
I'd just like to say congratulations to...wait, what's her name? You'd never know from the article they linked on the youtube page [click here to read]. Because only the boyfriend's name is mentioned!
Very classy bro, very classy. I hope you're pleased with the legacy you've made for her.
Hey, do me a favor and let me know when a woman becomes famous for her gaming without mention of her butt or other womanly parts.