Super Fucking New New Super Mario Bros.

November 17, 2009 by Micah Bleich

OK. We get it. It's a NEW game.

New Super Mario Bros. Wii

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wow! nice to know about the

wow! nice to know about the newest super mario for my kids. In addition to that excitement, Ron Paul is still running for 2012 election. Despite the fact that he got booed by some malcontents at the Southern Republican Leadership Conference, I still think Ron Paul is the best possible candidate the Republicans have. He's miles ahead of the rest of them. Less crazy as most of them, and far a lot more experienced than numerous also - I'd rather see Ron Paul in office than just about anyone else. I am not about to obtain payday cash advances to donate to his campaign, as I do not know how far the mainstream GOP is going to let him get, but I'd love to see him running in 2012.


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Top 5 Events You Shouldn't Invite Your WoW Guild To

March 11, 2009 by Micah Bleich

You love your guildmates, well, as much as you can love people you mostly only interact with online anyways, but what if you did see them more off-line? We'd like to help you avoid ruining your life as much as possible, so here is a list of the 5 events you probably shouldn't bring them to.

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Top Ten Things You Can Learn By Watching Red Vs. Blue

February 9, 2009 by SSXallnight

Any gamer worth his snuff is familiar with Red Vs. Blue, but not a lot of people realize the educational value of the Halo-based machinima. If you're one of the unfortunates who isn't cool enough to know about the hilarious internet series; here is a list of things you would know if you didn't spend so much time doing your homework or actually showing up on time to your job.

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5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by Micah Bleich

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Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

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