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iPhone 3rd Generation to Include 3D Graphics Chip ....and porn?

June 4, 2009 by Micah Bleich

iPhone 3rd generation

SAN DIEGO - Kotaku.com is reporting that the iPhone 3rd generation will be announced at the Apple World Wide Developer's conference coming up soon. They also say the new iPhone will feature "much more robust Bluetooth support, an upgrade that will allow third-party developers to to release add-on products like a keyboard or game controller"

What other features will be announced that Apple is keeping under wraps? (find out after the jump)

Our sources (aka drugs) have informed us that the iPhone will come pre-packaged with 20GBs of the finest quality pornography to make up for the lack of flash video capabilities that have plagued the system. (I'd recommend picking up some silicone slip covers before use. Wrap it up, every time.)

We are also hearing that it will refuse to allow the install of any Tron themed games, because they are "the bane of good decision making."

In addition to the less-is-more feature set, the iPhone 3rd generation will boast some of the finest gaming options that $0.99 can impulse buy. Expect even more great entries into the money-sucking App store because Apple will be hiring in-house game designers. Now, who gives a crap about the PSP Go anymore?

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