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A.D.D. Report - US Congress Introduces a Game-Restriction Bill

May 8, 2008 by Micah Bleich

A.D.D. Report is the place where people who don't have patience ...blah blah blah.... get your news fast!

TODAY'S TOPIC: Gamespot.com reports that the US congress is releasing a video game related bill. Two Bit News reports.

What you need to know before you go fly a kite:

  • You will now be carded when you buy a game listed AO (adults only) or MA (mature audiences).
  • The US government once again protects you from harmful things, likes boobies and fun.
  • Stores must post explanations of game ratings
  • You will no longer be able to convince your parents that AO stands for "Anyone O.K."
  • NEWS FLASH! The internet has more porn than video games, and your kid is reading this right now!

Thats all you need to know, now go do something else more fun than reading!

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