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Wii Fit Underwear Girl on TRL

June 18, 2008 by Micah Bleich

The Wii-Fit underwear girl [Watch here on Youtube] has made it to the teeny bopper big time! You can see her on TRL in this post.

Everyone seems to be heralding this as some kind of genius (yet we're still supposed to believe accidental) viral marketing.

IT'S JUST SOFTCORE PORN.

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Top 10 Games That Sold 10 Million. Aka Grand Theft Auto + Nintendogs.

June 4, 2008 by Micah Bleich

Picked this one up from VideoGamesBlogger.com.

I know, I know, this is normally the type of news that I would boycott, to the fact that once again the new Narnia game is absent! As we all know this is a huge conspiracy, and I will not let it go!!!!

Ok, letting it go. Enjoy the list!

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Solid Snake Vs Penis Copter Vs Russians

May 25, 2008 by Micah Bleich

Caught this hilarious YTMND making fun of the recent "Penis-copter" during Garry Kasparov's speech. This just shows you what happens when Solid Snake hangs around in the wrong place. Russians mean bussiness!

Follow this link to view. http://dongcypher.ytmnd.com/

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Hilary Vs. Obama Street Fight Web Game

May 15, 2008 by Micah Bleich

Found this little gem of a web game over at MiniClip.com:

I know we all love a good knock down drag out election full of heated debates between Barack Obama and Hilary Clinton and middle aged white men analysts that think they know everything, but the one thing it's really missing is a good old fashion street fight!

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NFL Crunch Time

May 12, 2008 by Micah Bleich

We caught yet another hilarious video that might've slipped by undetected on your radio signal radar guns, lucky for you, we use lazers (pew pew!) at Twobitnews!

This is an awesome NFL sports game parody from Collegehumor.com and posted on Youtube.

Enjoy!

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Games Gone Wrong

September, 18, 2009

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January 20-February 18
Recheck your credit card balance -- if you're close to the limit, now is the time to settle up. There are lots of ways to manage debt like shaking trees and selling the apples that fall out. If you didn't understand this piece of advice, it's because you don't play Animal Crossing, and therefore, are not a complete idiot. Congratulations.

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Top 5 Events You Shouldn't Invite Your WoW Guild To

March 11, 2009 by Micah Bleich

You love your guildmates, well, as much as you can love people you mostly only interact with online anyways, but what if you did see them more off-line? We'd like to help you avoid ruining your life as much as possible, so here is a list of the 5 events you probably shouldn't bring them to.

Image of Dancing Dwarf from WoWguru.com

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Top Ten Things You Can Learn By Watching Red Vs. Blue

February 9, 2009 by SSXallnight

Any gamer worth his snuff is familiar with Red Vs. Blue, but not a lot of people realize the educational value of the Halo-based machinima. If you're one of the unfortunates who isn't cool enough to know about the hilarious internet series; here is a list of things you would know if you didn't spend so much time doing your homework or actually showing up on time to your job.

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5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by Micah Bleich

Pretentious Bunny

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

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