BIZZARO WORLD - Today the market has hit a new low but good news is on the rise, irony is America’s number one export, and export they will. The country with a 34% obese count and over 60% overweight count would have a heart attack laughing if they found out about the high sales of power pad brother Wii Fit. The US Commerce Department announced that Wii Fit is the number one highest selling game this month and one of the five Nintendo games to make the list.
“This is great news” one Wii fan said as he ate two slices of pizza stacked on one another “I’m gonna do the yoga when I'm done playing WOW, it’ll help circulate my blood, the padding on my chair is getting thin.” I asked him how often he works out hoping to find a correlation between work loads and Wii Fit fans “I walk to the bathroom and things like that a lot.” He said “The doctor said I need to go more to clean out my colon, Mountain Dew and hot pockets aren’t healthy, but get this, I lied about eating hot pockets, I'm really eating lean pockets.” He laughed “That idiot doesn’t even know.
We’ll bring you more hilariously sad recession gaming news. Until next time, I’m Jack Belmont saying , I love you.
From: http://www.gamespot.com/news/6204631.html?tag=result;title;4
There are two things Playboy always gets right (which really isn't that difficult of a feat considering that they come in pairs) and Jo Garcia has got plenty to share. Playboy's 2008 Cyber Girl of the Year, Jo has made a name for herself fulfilling the fantasies of every Wii-Fit nerd at home and abroad. Who wouldn't want to watch a slim curvy girl fake-hula hoop her days away in undies and little else? That was the question Playboy asked and the answer was "No one." I don't know if she speaks or eats, but I can say we are all forever indebted to her for bring sexy back to gaming.
AUSTIN - Times have changed since the days of the first video game systems. Other than simply improving graphics, over the years we've seen plenty of innovation in the control systems especially. The most recent of which is the Wii Fit which uses player movements on a footpad to control the action on screen.
The Wii Fit follows in the tradition of the Power Pad, Dance Dance Revolution, and Twister, all of which are especially fun when naked. The most interesting element of the Wii Fit is it's companion software tailor made to help one improve one's lifestyle.
Other than diet tips and exercise training it also includes an asianification module that will create the user to turn into a ripped japanse man. As you can see below in the clearly not-photoshopped-poorly picture of Ralph Meadows of Austin, TX, it really works.
The Wii-Fit underwear girl [Watch here on Youtube] has made it to the teeny bopper big time! You can see her on TRL in this post.
Everyone seems to be heralding this as some kind of genius (yet we're still supposed to believe accidental) viral marketing.
IT'S JUST SOFTCORE PORN.
