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Rockband: Kanye West

September 18, 2009 by Micah Bleich

Kanye West Rockband

While most game series wait a year or more to release a sequel, Rockband released one almost instantly in order to interrupt The Beatles at the height of their excitement. Much as Kanye West did to poor Taylor Swift at this year's VMAs. This game is sure to be a hit... or at least Kanye thinks it will, since he's in it, and he loves himself.

Rockband: Kanye West, in stores instantly, find it in the feminine care aisle, with all the other douches.

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Rockband is turning Japanese. What new crazy features can we expect?

June 2, 2008 by Micah Bleich

RockBand Japan Thats right, Rock Band is headed to the land of the rising sun! (thats Japan for those of you who unfamiliar with flags). Harmonix has struck a deal with Q (makers of Lumines) to bring the game over seas and give it a unique Japanese feel with a new look and music.

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Rockband saves marriage

Over at Salon.com there is a nice story of Rockband saving a gamer's marriage.

Here is a taste:

"I love it," I say, tired but exuberant. "My hands are killing me."
Still smiling, he reaches for me, and gently kisses my blistered palm.
"Let's take a break."

"No!" I cry. "I need more practice on 'Enter Sandman'!"

Rock Band: The Gateway to Popularity

May 14, 2008 by ZachShephard

The world is in an unfortunate state these days. Gaming doesn’t have the stranglehold on popularity that it once did. I remember a time where brandishing a Luigi tattoo on your left butt cheek was all it took to be accepted in society. Now it has the opposite effect, and I’m stuck with this cartoon plumber on my ass.

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Games Gone Wrong

September, 18, 2009

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January 20-February 18
Recheck your credit card balance -- if you're close to the limit, now is the time to settle up. There are lots of ways to manage debt like shaking trees and selling the apples that fall out. If you didn't understand this piece of advice, it's because you don't play Animal Crossing, and therefore, are not a complete idiot. Congratulations.

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Top 5 Events You Shouldn't Invite Your WoW Guild To

March 11, 2009 by Micah Bleich

You love your guildmates, well, as much as you can love people you mostly only interact with online anyways, but what if you did see them more off-line? We'd like to help you avoid ruining your life as much as possible, so here is a list of the 5 events you probably shouldn't bring them to.

Image of Dancing Dwarf from WoWguru.com

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Top Ten Things You Can Learn By Watching Red Vs. Blue

February 9, 2009 by SSXallnight

Any gamer worth his snuff is familiar with Red Vs. Blue, but not a lot of people realize the educational value of the Halo-based machinima. If you're one of the unfortunates who isn't cool enough to know about the hilarious internet series; here is a list of things you would know if you didn't spend so much time doing your homework or actually showing up on time to your job.

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5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by Micah Bleich

Pretentious Bunny

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

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