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In Tough Market, Boobies Still on the Rise

December 15, 2008 by Micah Bleich

Boobies Way Up

NEW YORK - The latest study by Fimitrend Financial Corp. has revealed that despite these harsh economic times, boobies popularity continues to stay on the rise. Donald Finley, CEO of Fimitrend on possible reasons for the continued success "Well...honestly, people like the boobies. They like to play with them, look at them, bop them, squeeze them, bounce them, do loo-loos with them, spank the farmer, do naught no-nos, and punish them."

While we're not entirely sure what "loo-loos" are, one thing we do know is that they're great for business. At least 25 different game producers alone this year have reported that boobies have generated more revenue than all their other products combined.

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Games Gone Wrong

September, 18, 2009

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Recheck your credit card balance -- if you're close to the limit, now is the time to settle up. There are lots of ways to manage debt like shaking trees and selling the apples that fall out. If you didn't understand this piece of advice, it's because you don't play Animal Crossing, and therefore, are not a complete idiot. Congratulations.

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Top 5 Events You Shouldn't Invite Your WoW Guild To

March 11, 2009 by Micah Bleich

You love your guildmates, well, as much as you can love people you mostly only interact with online anyways, but what if you did see them more off-line? We'd like to help you avoid ruining your life as much as possible, so here is a list of the 5 events you probably shouldn't bring them to.

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Top Ten Things You Can Learn By Watching Red Vs. Blue

February 9, 2009 by SSXallnight

Any gamer worth his snuff is familiar with Red Vs. Blue, but not a lot of people realize the educational value of the Halo-based machinima. If you're one of the unfortunates who isn't cool enough to know about the hilarious internet series; here is a list of things you would know if you didn't spend so much time doing your homework or actually showing up on time to your job.

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5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by Micah Bleich

Pretentious Bunny

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

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