Micah Bleich Editor, Webmaster, Staff Writer Head Nerd in charge of Nerdery Mercedes Moore Staff Writer Director of Sexy Attitude K.T. Staff Writer, Music aficianado Senior Asian Female C.J. Staff Writer, Reporter Executive Fan Boy
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In this episode we talk about the Next Gen Xbox, Modern Warfare 3, Olivia Munn, Zelda: Skyward Sword and more! Let us know what you think in the comments below or send us a Tweet @twobitnews!
In episode 2 we discuss Star Wars: The Old Republic, Minecraft legos, Dungeonville suing Farmville, The controversial phone app Jew or Not Jew? and many more.
The long awaited premiere is here! This episode we tackle Playstation Network, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Assassin's Creed: Revelations, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, Zelda: Skyward Sword and many more recent hot releases.
AQUARIUS January 20-February 18
Recheck your credit card balance -- if you're close to the limit, now is the time to settle up. There are lots of ways to manage debt like shaking trees and selling the apples that fall out. If you didn't understand this piece of advice, it's because you don't play Animal Crossing, and therefore, are not a complete idiot. Congratulations.
You love your guildmates, well, as much as you can love people you mostly only interact with online anyways, but what if you did see them more off-line? We'd like to help you avoid ruining your life as much as possible, so here is a list of the 5 events you probably shouldn't bring them to.
Any gamer worth his snuff is familiar with Red Vs. Blue, but not a lot of people realize the educational value of the Halo-based machinima. If you're one of the unfortunates who isn't cool enough to know about the hilarious internet series; here is a list of things you would know if you didn't spend so much time doing your homework or actually showing up on time to your job.
Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).
Micah Bleich Editor, Webmaster, Staff Writer Head Nerd in charge of Nerdery 
Mercedes Moore Staff Writer Director of Sexy Attitude 
K.T. Staff Writer, Music aficianado Senior Asian Female 
C.J. Staff Writer, Reporter Executive Fan Boy
